Still working on getting them all transcribed, but here's the first one I've finished...
The link to my video....In case you haven't seen it....John and Gareth getting a bit naughty (Hooray!) at San Diego Comic Con - July '08
Now for the transcript...
TORCHWOOD Innuendo Squad John Barrowman Comic Con '08
Moderator: Wow, this is going to be fun. I can just tell.
John: I apologize now for anything said or done...I'm just kidding
OK John...Get this party started
Moderator: So welcome. How was uh...you guys get in OK? Everything work out?
John: Yeah...I never have a problem getting in...
Gareth: A Cunning Linguist?
Gareth: I’ve been eating lots of Mexicans...
John: I don’t know...I mean, I don’t know if you can call it more “sexed up,” I think it’s just...it..it...alright
Gareth: Yes it is.
John: OK it is.
Coat Sex: Safe Sex
John: Yeah. No, but it’s funny because a lot of people always say to me about Capt. Jack, you know he’s... he's...sex...he’s
always doing things with other people...Jack doesn’t really do anything...
Julie: No. He keeps his coat on.
John: Coat sex: Safe Sex.
Gareth: Episode 11?...(screams of laughter)...There was no coat in the naked hide and seek.
John: No, there wasn’t..Actually, that was very funny when we filmed it because both Gareth and
I were very worried about how everything showed, weren’t we uh...
Gareth: Back fat.
John: Back fat...And we, um, we a...that whole sequence...we have a laugh when we do stuff like that
because it’s actually, we can’t...we don’t...you don’t touch or do anything kind of weird, but I’m
actually...my hand’s groping his thigh...
Gareth: I accidentally put my hands down your pants, didn’t I?
John: Yes, you did...(big laugh)...Very funny...I enjoyed it.
The Mysterious Shag
Gareth: What was the question again?
John: How would you describe your character and what do you like about.....Ianto
Gareth: Um... Ianto, that’s right...that’s who I play in Torchwood. Um...I like he has mysterious
elements to his character and the fact you don’t really know a hell of a lot about him, the fact
you haven’t seen his flat, or where he lives, or any of his background, and that sort of makes him
a bit more mysterious, a bit more interesting, and a bit more fun to play...And he gets to shag the
leading man, so that’s good isn’t it?...(screams...applause)...That gets me a lot of attention, so...
A lot of John in Jack
John: There’s a lot of John Barrowman in Captain Jack,...and there’s a lot of Captain Jack...(laughs)...
I just realized what I said...
Gareth: There’s a lot of Ianto in there as well...(wild applause)
Audience: To John...um...Out of your fellow three panelists...Marry, shag, throw off a cliff?
John: My fellow three panelists...listen, I...I wouldn’t...
Gareth: I think we know one of those already, don’t we?
Naoko: And I’m dead already
John: I wouldn’t chuck anybody. What?
Naoko: Kill me. I’m dead...
John: She’s dead anyway. Ok, so, Naoko, no offense but you’re going off the cliff as a corpse...
(big awwww from crowd)...But... I’d shag her before I threw her.
Julie: That is SO Captain Jack.
John: Isn’t it, isn’t it?...
Julie: it's like old friend Captain Jack and John (think this is right,but not positive)
John: I think I’d...I think I’d have to shag Julie.
Julie: Hooray!...I’m saying yes.
John: Because I know, I know she has a wild side to her. Um...and I’d have to marry Gareth...
because I’ve seen him naked...yeah...Sorry, Jule.
Julie: Season 6, and not before.
John: Season 6
The Girls...The Boys...and BIG
Audience: I was just wondering what kind of pranks did you guys get up to on set? What
was the funnest moments that you had?
John: We do get the work done, but I like to have a good time when I’m working...
Don’t I, Gareth...?
Naoko: It’s amazing what you get used to.
Julie: It really, really is.
Naoko: And you have no idea what’s been actually going on for the last whatever minutes
John: under the table...um...Eve, Eve Myles who uh...Eve who plays Gwen, uh, and plays it wonderfully,
Eve is uh...Eve will just look at me sometimes because, I call...We have nicknames. And uh, Eve’s
breasts are called “the girls” and mine are called ”the boys.”...and she will say things like...
“Oh, put the boys away”...yeah...and uh, I won’t say what Naoko’s is called...
Audience: Say it!...Say it!
John: And Gareth’s...Gareth’s is just called “BIG”...anyway...(huge laugh)...You so owe me...You
don’t know how much I’m building you up here!
Gareth: I’m gonna be tired out in San Diego.
Audience: I’m wondering if Torch...(man fumbles with microphone)...I’m sorry...Uh, I’m wondering
John: Just pretend it’s me.
Gareth: I’ve been holding my tongue. I thought no, I can’t say that...can’t say that.
John: I apologize.
Threesome...A Forlorn Lisa
John: Well, you’ll just have to wait and see because, uh...you know, without Tosh and Owen,
um, obviously it’s only, uh, Ianto, and Jack and Gwen, but uh...
John: What?...A threesome. Oh my god, you guys are as sick as I am, and I love it.
John: No. Lisa’s gone. Lisa’s dead!
Julie: I thought that was jealousy. I thought Captain Jack was being jealous of Lisa.
John: A little bit, yeah. You’ll have to just watch and see because a lot of dynamics will
change...That’s all I’ll say. But, but um now Jack...that’s a funny thing cause every time we used to uh,
...that was one of the jokes on set...Gareth...We’d like pop a picture every so often, like many
episodes after the Lisa episode, he would...and he would just...like this...I’d go “Who’s that over
there?” (points away.)
Russell the Puppet Master
Julie: Yeah, Russell’s here somewhere, he’s under the table...
John: I’m...I’m actually a hand puppet right now.
Julie: I am so moving on to the next question! Stand back buddy...Hello...
He Grows and Grows and Grows
Audience: Is there anything you would change about Jack
Audience: I didn't think so.
John: No. And he gro... Every time I read a script he grows and grows and grows...and that’s amazing
(woman in audience screams)
John: She got it. The rest of you are too slow.
When I want a little Doctor...
Julie: And in our studio in Cardiff, the Tardis and the Torchwood hub are next to each other.
John: They’re separated by a curtain. So we can go from one to the other...When I want a little
Doctor, I go that way...When I want a little Ianto I go that way...
End Credits at 9:51
John: There’s a little bit of innuendo in there.
Julie: There’s HEAPS of innuendo!
In case you're interested...I'll be posting more transcripts for my other Comic Con and Gallifrey One videos in the next two weeks.